Slide into a hoodie that speaks your brand of humor and quiet exasperation. The soft, medium-weight fabric wraps you in warmth while the minimalist front text — “I’m too luteal for this.” — gives a knowing nod to late-cycle moodiness, hormonal humor, and the small, real ways life can feel extra today. A roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make this an easy layer for commutes, study sessions, rehearsal breaks, or low-key gig nights. Clean black with subtle wrist QR detail keeps the look modern and a little mysterious. Wear it when you want to be comfortable, honest, and a little sardonic.
Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and hold essentials
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Durable, low-waste tubular knit construction without side seams
- Embroidery/DTF-friendly printing options with tear-away neck label
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
